Thursday, November 15, 2012

Everywhere You Look: An Ode to Full House


 Not since Garth Brooks had I felt a connection so true, so amazing. Never had I ever felt that kind of presence, love, and warmth until I discovered the show Full House.
Full House, for me, was like one of those people you don't fully “get” the first time you meet them, and then, fate strikes and you meet them again only to fall in love and live happily ever after.
I fondly recall watching Full House every week with my brother while my dad chose to leave the room, misunderstanding our love of the show.
As I grew up, the show and I grew apart. I discovered shows here and there such as Sabrina, the Teenage Witch ( I always was a sucker for that damn talking cat) or reliving the days of Boy Meets World, until a couple years ago when the Tanner family walked into my life.
It started casually- “oh hey, look what's on!” I would sit and watch it to kill a bit of time. It soon turned into obsession, where it has stayed. It was on every morning at 9am as I got ready for school. I would get up early and made sure to finish my routine so I could tune in and check in on the Tanner family. I would sit and watch a full hour of the show before I made myself go to school. Besides, the 700 club was on after that.
When I couldn't watch the show, I taped it, and would watch it as soon as I could. Sometimes, my dad would try to kick me out of the living room so he could watch baseball. He just didn't understand. While he was watching sports I would be in my room wondering “Did Uncle Jessie finally figure out which twin was which?” “Did Danny finally pop the question to Vickie?” and of course “what trouble will Michelle get herself into next? Will she ever learn!?” Except I already knew. I had seen every single episode. That is a fact that my friends and family insist on, but I deny. Somewhere, there is still a bit of Full House gold that I have yet to discover. This doesn't, however, take away from my super-fan knowledge of the show.
First of all, I would like to talk about a few inconsistencies. In the beginning of the show, Danny had his mother come in to help take care of him and the girls. His mother returned a few seasons later- AS A WHOLE DIFFERENT ACTRESS!!!! What the hell!? As if we aren't supposed to notice? She just shrunk like 6inches and has an entirely different body structure now and has a new face. I'm not stupid Jeff Franklin!
Uncle Jessie's last name in the first season was Cochran. After that, John Stamos aka “Mr. Diva” wanted the name changed to Katsopolis because he felt his character should be more “Greek.” You can't just change names in the middle of a show because you “feel like it.” That's not how life works buddy.
And what about the stair cases? On the bottom floor there are two stair cases leading up to the second floor- one in the living room and one to the kitchen, yet scenes on the top floor only show one stair case. No matter what stair case they use, they always end up walking up the same stair case when they pan to the top floor. Explain that!
Everyone has their faults, and these faults only make me love it more,
To call me a fan would do a great disservice to my level of dedication to the show. I wasn't just a bystander, mindlessly taking in and admiring the show. I LIVED with that show. It was an EXPERIENCE. When they laughed, I laughed. Forget the laugh track, I didn't need one to tell me when to laugh. I just got it. When they cried, I CRIED.
When Uncle Jessie and Aunt Rebecca came home with Nicky and Alex, I felt like they were MY cousins.
When that boy stood Stephanie up, I was pissed. I felt like I had just been stood up. And might I say how proud I am of Stephanie for not smoking even though she KNEW it would mean not looking cool?
I commend DJ for her strong, courageous 1 episode battle with Anorexia. And when her and Steve broke up? Forget about it! SOB. FEST.
I cheered Joey on when he performed on Star Search and was right there by his side when he lost.
And where would the show be.....where would I be without Danny Tanner. His tough love taught me, Stephanie, DJ, and Michelle a lot of lessons about life...and ourselves. His family may have seen him as a “psycho with a dust mop” at times but he was usually always right. His punishments always seemed unfair, but they made you think.

In closing, I would like to leave you with the truest words ever written.

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